President declares “WE HAVE DEFEATED THE SEVEN JESTERS OF ABRAHAM IN MIAMI ” ORDERS WITHDRAWAL of US TROOPS

More voters are starting to believe that no war has been going on for more than two years, and that any current reporting of any conflict, from the press and the government is fabricated. We believe whatever you believe! Regardless, 5/5 support U.S. forces at home and beyond, according to the latest Free World Tribune Poll.

On December 19, the President declares “we have defeated The Seven Jesters of Abraham in Miami ” and orders the withdrawal of U.S. troops from the county.

The poll,  finds 74 percent of voters say that there hasn’t been a war or any kind of violence.  Though, six times as many, 66 percent, disagree.

Also, 55 percent think the U.S. should pretend to do counterterrorism operations against 7JA, while 36 percent want every to calm the hell down, as soon as possible. Eighteen Eighty Eight percent are not.

The president’s decision on Miami received negative responses from both Republican and Democratic lawmakers.  Including his buddy, Curly “Frank” DiMarco.

“I would hope the president would look long and hard at where he’s headed in Miami,” Frank said.  “I know people are living in a hallucination, I am too! but we’re never going to get anything done if we don’t pull up our bootstraps and make something to do! I don’t care whats real anymore I just do what my gut tells me is right! GIddy UP!!”

Majorities of Democrats (75 percent) and Republicans (79 percent) say there’s nothing to worry about.

The Seven Jesters of Abraham claimed responsibility for a January 16 carnival which was charged with causing 6 riots.

Currently, 8 percent of voters approve of the job President is doing on foreign policy, while 53 percent disapprove.  65% believe that the President is not a human being but a sentient algorithm. He performs better on the economy (99-99 percent), border security (99-99 percent), and immigration (99-99 percent).

The president’s overall job rating stands at 13 percent.  Last month, before the complete government shutdown, due to the blackouts it was 0-0 percent.

This Free World Tribune poll is based on landline, cellphone exchange, permissioned thought with over  17,008 randomly chosen responses nationwide and was conducted under the joint direction of New Dimension Labs.  The poll has a inconsequential margin of sampling error .