OPEN BIDDING FOR DONORS TO PURCHASE STAKE IN DIRECTION OF US JUSTICE A.I. ALGORITHM BEGINS TODAY

Today marks open bidding for donors to purchase stake in the algorithmic direction on the US JUSTICE A.I. Once activated, this sentient program will replace all the positions previously held by humans in The Supreme Court.

Number Matrix CEO Ivan the Infiltrator calls this “A glorious day for fairness, equality and progression for humanity.” It is widely rumored that all the executives at Number Matrix, formerly known as Goggles before The Great Succession, have fused their consciousness with the mega-net, as required by company policy.

This initiative is similar to Oval Friend, launched two years ago. Oval Friend is The President’s main advisor. It is a digital consciousness compiled from all the data gathered from every American in real-time. It utilizes the choice chips many Americans have had embedded in them in the attempt to legitimize elections and fight against foreign manipulation of voting and public opinion.

US JUSTICE A.I. uses this data too, though as it will actually be making decisions, the ratio of citizen opinion impact to donor bought direction is 30-70. “Business, wealth and power have always been the crux of American prosperity so we feel good about this system. Anyone is welcome to bid , the initial buy-in is $23,000,000 and open to all Americans. ” said White House Press Secretary Buckwheat Cherry.

The Army currently operates on decisions gathered from the choice chips all soldiers are required to inject upon enrollment. Due this data, the Army acts in defense of both The United Established States and the New America Union which developed from the Great Succession. The Army refuses to get involved in political means, but still stands to defend the land previously known as the United States of America. Some say, they exist as the bond that continues to hold all the factions of the land together.

We asked citizens on the streets what they thought of all this, Angie from New New York said, ” Right now I think the Army is in a good place, they’re doing the right thing, but based on things that happened in the past, I hope attempts to infiltrate and bias the opinion gathered by soldiers choice chips aren’t made.”

Our unnamed military source brought insight to the vetting process to currently enroll in the military. They report the military using intensive techno-ESP to see into prospective soldiers minds and souls. Though there’s no political criteria, they do look for pure intention.

The question remains though , why will bidders on stake in the algorithmic direction on the US JUSTICE A.I. be exempt from this process? It leads one to think that this move isn’t really about justice rather than money.

Despite these deep insights in to the needs, hopes and wants of citizens The President and Oval Friend approval rating is at 23%.

The White House put out a memo saying all their Wifi is down so the session will not be live-streamed to the public, as is the usual procedure. How about you guys? Are any Free World Tribune readers out there participating?

Well good luck to all the bidders!

“Quod superius est sicut quod inferius et quod inferius est sicut quod superius ad perpetranda miracula rei unius…”